Monday, August 20, 2007

Normal service will be resumed…

…when this has died down:

20 Aug, Mon, 18:53:18 Google: itv muslim jesus
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20 Aug, Mon, 19:22:23 Google: ITV The Muslim Jesus

This Google read-out is indicative of the cause of His Grace’s record-breaking statistics for unique visitors, which reached 1240 in one day. He apologise to his regular Communicants that threads have been somewhat ‘hijacked’ (sorry…). The words ‘The’, ‘Muslim’ and ‘Jesus’, now rank among the most frequent search terms, and only ‘Cranmer’ has parity. 'Muslim' has supplanted 'Catholic', and 'Protestant' is nowhere to be seen.

August is supposed to be the ‘silly season’ and a quiet month, but for Cranmer it is looking to be record-breaking. With 'Muslim' on the ascendancy, it marks the end of an era for 'Catholic' and 'Protestant'...

9 Comments:

Anonymous nedsherry said...

False alibi lawyer sent to jail

Oh dear, oh dear. It's bad enough that, as a racist and Islamophobe, I found myself following the link behind the headline in expectation of having my vile prejudices confirmed. What's truly unforgivable...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6955176.stm

20 August 2007 at 21:24  
Anonymous the last toryboy said...

You need to start talking about things other than Islam, Your Grace, and then when people google Islam you won't appear so high in their listings. :)

20 August 2007 at 21:32  
Blogger Cranmer said...

Mr Last Toryboy,

The Roman Catholics and Anglicans have requested the same...

20 August 2007 at 21:40  
Anonymous the last toryboy said...

Yes, it would be much nicer for all concerned if Islam wasn't a talking point...

point taken!

20 August 2007 at 22:02  
Anonymous Dr C. Riyal Kilah said...

The last Toryboy said "Yes, it would be much nicer for all concerned if Islam wasn't a talking point... "

I DISAGREE!!!!!

As a devout Muslim I am outraged by the BBC distracting attention away from Islam by giving credit to Animal Rights Activists for successful jihad operations:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=476511&in_page_id=1770&ito=newsnow


How are we Muslims supposed to intimidate and subdue the Kuffar if they don't know who's bombing them?

And besides that, what will Allah think? When I go for my final journey in my specially designed bombulance (gets to places where no normal vehicle would be allowed and carries enough petrol for a range of 350,000 miles) I want Allah to know I did it for my fellow Muslims, not for a bunch of drugged-up rats.

If Allah watches the BBC, then he could assume I'm an anti-vivisectionist. I could end up spending eternity with 72 guinea-pigs instead of 72 voluptuous nine-year olds.

I normally enjoy working in A & E after a good bomb attack. Performing emergency amputations makes me feel I'm pleasing Allah ("The Kuffar should havetheir hands and their feet cut off on opposite sides - even if they've been admitted with head injuries" - Koran 5.33). But it really takes the fun away if the Bunny Huggers are going to get the credit for all the maiming and mutilation.

I'm going to write to the West Midlands Police TV Censorship Office to get this nonsense stopped immediately. Credit where credit is due - Muslims are the world's most accomplished terrorists. And we are also wholeheartedly in favour of vivisection - especially of Kuffars.


- Dr C. Riyal Kilah
Muslim Medical Malpractitioners' Association.

20 August 2007 at 22:53  
Anonymous B. Taylor said...

Perhaps it'll be a case of "Come for the Islamic controversy, stay for the erudite conversation"?

A few new erudite sheep for the flock cannot be anything but good.

21 August 2007 at 01:40  
Blogger Hanson said...

You have at least one regular Protestant reader! Congratulations on the numbers - fantastic figures.

21 August 2007 at 09:25  
Blogger botogol said...

you see, that's what happens when you change from "mohammedan" to "muslem" :-)

You should have done it months ago.

21 August 2007 at 09:29  
Anonymous Giles said...

Your Grace, I have been a keen follower of your erudite blog for many months. I am sure that a man prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice for his beliefs will not be driven off course by the puerile and ignorant comments of a few pitch invaders. So I look forward to your continued sermons on the inter-relation between state, society and all religions but particularly in respect of Islam, the resurgence of which is one of the great issues of our time.

21 August 2007 at 10:39  

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