Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The City of London Association of Muslim Police

This cannot be the same as the Muslim Police Association, or the National Association of Muslim Police, for they have existed for quite a few years. And neither can it be the same as the Association of Muslim Officers, or the Association of Muslim Police Officers, for they have also been featured in the media on quite a few occasions. And none of these can be the same as the Black Police Association, even though, one presumes, the Asian Muslims are eligible to members of all of them.

No, the City of London Association of Muslim Police is something quite new, for it has just been launched.

But before Cranmer begins to re-live a famous moment from The Life of Brian, he wishes to focus on the ‘benefits’ the new association will bring.

Security and Policing Minister Vernon Coaker MP commented: 'Organisations such as yours will have a crucial role to play in overcoming the negative stereotypes that can lead to fear of muslims and Islam. There is only so much a single organisation can do but, on a collective basis, you can make a massive difference. I will strive to work with you to achieve a diverse police service that reflects the diverse nature of communities.'


So forming a distinct and separate police group within the Metropolitan Police will help to overcome negative stereotypes. And the segregation of Muslim police office will allay fears about Muslims and Islam.

This will lead, as sure as night follows day, to ‘Muslim areas’ of London being policed only by Muslim officers, for the kuffar will not be welcome. There is already a very vocal Muslim contingent which does not wish the British police a pleasant afterlife.

The police should be the police. While, since the distorted media portrayal of Macpherson, one may understand a little racial sensitivity, religion really ought not to enter the equation.

And that includes the Christians.

If it persists, Cranmer shall campaign not only for Sikh, Hindu and Buddhist police associations, but he shall demand of the Home Secretary a definition of religion, and seek to establish the Jedi Police Association for all those disaffected with the whole politically-correct quota nonsense which is infecting societal cohesion of and proving detrimental to the common good – if such a concept any longer exists.


Anonymous Uniform Dating said...

Surely the City of London Association of Muslim Police should be part of the National Black Police Association?

28 October 2008 at 10:37  
Blogger Unsworth said...

Your Grace

I note the sign which says 'British Police go to Hell'. Is this an exhortation or a statement of the blindingly obvious?

In any event, in our area it would appear that British Police tend to go to MacDonalds or, occasionally, to KFC. We do not seem to have a branch of Hell in the High Street, unless that is Starbucks by another name....

28 October 2008 at 10:45  
Anonymous diversity celebrant said...

"A secret high-level Metropolitan police report has concluded that Muslim officers are more likely to become corrupt than white officers because of their cultural and family backgrounds.
The document, which has been seen by the Guardian, has caused outrage among ethnic minorities within the force, who have labelled it racist and proof that there is a gulf in understanding between the police force and the wider Muslim community. The document was written as an attempt to investigate why complaints of misconduct and corruption against Asian officers are 10 times higher than against their white colleagues."


28 October 2008 at 10:49  
Blogger Damo Mackerel said...

I have no time for these racist and sectarian organisations. Will there be a white police or a Roman Catholic police association next?

28 October 2008 at 14:15  
Blogger the doctor said...

It is funny that you mention a Jedi Police Association ; since we now have Sharia courts I wish to establish Star courts , under the Jedi religious creed . I wonder how far I will get ?

28 October 2008 at 15:24  
Blogger haddock said...

I was told recently by an officer in the Met that they have made representations that there should be a "White Police Association"
They are no prizes for guessing the reply.

28 October 2008 at 18:00  
Blogger Miss Snuffleupagus said...

Having a Muslim Police Association isn't a bad thing in itself. It depends on what it does. It certainly is strange that there are so many of them. But to reject the concept of such associations per se is wrong, I think. Much good can come of them. The question is whether or not they do good.

28 October 2008 at 18:41  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It seems quite likely that to be a white ,british ,christian, englishman will be a crime, that time is already here? So sorry, I must apologise for being here at all!

28 October 2008 at 18:51  
Blogger Johnny Norfolk said...

What about a womans police association or a tall persons or a bald persons. it is just ridiculous. There should be only one for all. Is it not discrimination.

28 October 2008 at 23:17  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re Diversity Celebrant: I wonder who files the complaints against these foreign police?

And, re the photo: I wonder why they wear British type clothing? Isn't that a concession to racism? Of course, since their whole campaign is an advance of their race over ours....

Takeover by racist hostiles is what I call it. So I'm glad I don't live in London any more, and I never want to go there again. They'd have to put me in prison for the look on my face every time I saw one of them, let alone the deafness that would ensue if they spoke to me!

As for the London Olympics - there's a laugh. I will wish and pray for everything British to be excluded, just so we don't have to be associated with them.

29 October 2008 at 03:15  
Anonymous len said...

This country is politically correct mad!!!
Try going to iran and setting up a Christian police force!!
The idiots(politicians ) who run this county have made a mockery of democracy,and created more problems than they have solved!.

29 October 2008 at 08:10  

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