Monday, April 13, 2009

Tony Blair intervenes to get Gerry Adams into Gaza

While Tony Blair is hyper busy being a Middle East messiah envoy, lecturing at Yale, launching and re-launching his Faith Foundation, campaigning to be the first President of Europe, he finds time to play travel agent for Gerry Adams and intervenes directly to organise a visa for the former terrorist to get into Gaza.

Israel was not favourable to this because its Foreign Ministry was concerned that ‘high profile meetings of international politicians with Hamas would only grant the organization legitimacy’.

But Tony Blair has no such qualms, and telephoned Ehud Barak personally to make straight in the desert a highway for Mr Adams because the leader of Sinn Fein-IRA ‘had experience as a mediator, and could pass messages and act as a go-between for Israel and Hamas’.

When he met with Hamas Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh in Gaza City, Gerry Adams said: "We want to help. We support the Palestinian people."

That's nice.

In response, Ismail Haniyeh welcomed Mr Adams as ‘a man of rich political experience who faced circumstances in Ireland similar to what we face in Gaza’.

Cranmer shall not waste his time deconstructing such revisionist tosh.

No doubt Gerry Adams felt very much at home as he reminisced with Hamas command and control about the virtues of terrorism, and perhaps a little envious as he was given a guided tour of Hamas’ fully commissioned arsenal of weapons.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Send him to Gaza. He belongs there. Then withdraw his British passport.
And his parliamentary expenses.
And publish what MI5 actually know about his and McGuinness's criminal behaviour.

13 April 2009 at 15:15  
Anonymous Joshua said...

Please deconstruct it Your Grace, this is why we come here. You have such a way with words.

13 April 2009 at 15:34  
Blogger Manfarang said...

Anony 15:15
He travelled on his Irish passport.

13 April 2009 at 16:02  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He travelled on his Irish passport."

Which one?

13 April 2009 at 17:49  
Blogger Cranmer said...

Mr Joshua,

It is ground which His Grace has covered previously and life is short; indeed, even shorter when one is already ash.

It is tempting, however... 'a man of rich political experience' was begging for a fisking... and 'faced circumstances in Ireland similar to what we face in Gaza'... yes, being bombed by the British Governmment for weeks on end.

His Grace shall have to stop there. He is working on a sermon - what the Rev John Brown might preach today to his son. It will be published over the coming week, or perhaps next.

13 April 2009 at 18:20  
Blogger ZZMike said...

That's a good idea. Mr Adams can act as a valuable consultant to Hamas.

I greatly fear your former Prime Minister has been abducted (possibly by aliens (not necessarily extraterrestrial)) and has been replaced with a doppelganger.

13 April 2009 at 18:55  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tony is only doing his duty to his boss. He owes big time just like Clinton.

13 April 2009 at 21:17  
Anonymous Voyager said...

I hope Gerry explained parliamentary housing allowances to his Palestinian comrades-in-arms (after all IRA and Fatah trained together) - and it was Tony who gave Sinn Fein-IRA parliamentary expenses for their non-attendance.....

13 April 2009 at 21:21  
Blogger Homophobic Horse said...

Tony Blair and co.

13 April 2009 at 23:00  
Blogger Gnostic said...

Since Gerry's gang are good friends with Gadaffi he should feel right at home with Hamas. And Tony Blair needs putting up against the nearest wall. I believe Israel has a convenient one...

13 April 2009 at 23:09  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now if only the Israeli's could by mistake hit Adams vehicle, by accident of course, with a rocket from a helicopter gun ship then a lot of accounts would be balanced.

14 April 2009 at 01:21  
Blogger Manfarang said...

Anony 17:49
His Diplomatic one of course!

14 April 2009 at 04:29  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of the many innocent victims of the cruel and homicidal Adams was a Jewish Belfast man who was deliberately and savagely gunned down by the IRA. It would be Biblical justice if Adams himself were taken out by Israel as punishment.

14 April 2009 at 05:19  
Anonymous not a machine said...

I think "Tony Blair just intervenes !" is about as much as i can summon your grace .

Quae comoedia, mimus

14 April 2009 at 08:30  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't get involved. The roots of hate, malice and revenge are thriving under the soil in both lands.


14 April 2009 at 10:43  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the IRA 'Gave' up their weapons what happened to those housed on the mainland ?

14 April 2009 at 12:59  

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