Woman marries fairground ride
Marriage long since ceased to be the foundation of family life in which children are born and nurtured.
It has ceased being between a man and a woman.
Mayor Boris once observed: "If gay marriage was OK - and I was uncertain on the issue - then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men; or indeed three men and a dog."
And if a dog, why not a fairground ride?