Friday, January 01, 2010

Cranmer approaches 1 million page views in 2009

His Grace is delighted to announce that his august blog of intelligent and erudite comment upon matters religio-political was viewed 897,321 times during 2009.

The Top 20 pages for the year were:

1 Archbishop Cranmer frontpage 536,137
2 Michael Jackson's funeral - which religion will prevail? 39,829
3 Explicit sex videos for children 19,964 (and how disappointed these 19,964 must have been!)
4 Lord Ahmed threatens Parliament into submission 7,588
5 Sex, sex, sex - priests and nuns used to see icecream 5,444 (another 5,444 disappointed souls)
6 Jade Goody has turned to God 5,375
7 Baby Peter and the incompetent adult world which failed him 4,343
8 Alfie Patten a father at 13 - God bless him 3,166
9 Lisbon Treaty introduces EU-wide death penalty 3,072
10 Germany legalises paedophilia 2,861
11 Dan Hannan's message to Gordon Brown 2,592
12 Caritas in Veritate - a manifesto for Compassionate Conservatism? 2,521
13 Brigitte Bardot - 'France invaded by sheep-slaughtering Muslims' 2,436
14 Should Iain Dale be expelled from the Conservative Party? 2,355
15 Sir Gerald Kaufman MP - Israel is giving Gaza 'the reply of the Nazis' 2,084
16 Faith Communities Capacity Building Fund 2,078
17 Fitna - the 'challenge' of Islam 2,043
18 NHS: 'an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away' 2,028
19 Lisbon Treaty comes into force - the Inglorious Revolution 1,945
20 Is the Queen about to dissolve Parliament? 1,935

His Grace would like to thank his readers and communicants for making 2009 a record year for him.


Anonymous Ginro said...

Yet more reason for you to keep on blogging Your Grace. Your words reach far and wide.

1 January 2010 at 23:13  
Blogger OldSouth said...

Congratulations on your achievement!
Keep on keeping on.


2 January 2010 at 02:04  
Anonymous no nonny said...

Congratulations, Your Grace. You feed us with special food, indeed; may more and more communicants join us in appreciation - and in contributing to the collection.

2 January 2010 at 03:01  
Blogger Gnostic said...

I know a winner when I see one, Your Grace. :D

2 January 2010 at 09:41  
Blogger AndrewWS said...

Did Your Grace's front page achieve the spectacular figure of 536,137 on a particular date and what was the front page news on that date?

2 January 2010 at 22:15  
Blogger Archbishop Cranmer said...

Mr Andrew WS,

That is the figure for all the front pages for the whole year.

2 January 2010 at 23:24  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which blog counter is that?

3 January 2010 at 01:22  
Anonymous oiznop said...

Congratulations, Your Grace. With an election next year it should be over a million. It's just a pity that these 'top 20' aren't your best written!

3 January 2010 at 11:19  

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