Monday, February 27, 2012

Angela Merkel gets covered in beer

UKIP finally managed to get one of their members, brilliantly disguised as a Greek waiter, within striking pouring distance of the German Chancellor.


Blogger The Way of Dodo the Dude said...

Now that's 'bad'!

27 February 2012 at 18:56  
Blogger Nowhere man said...

Naughty Archbishop...

Not very Christian.

27 February 2012 at 19:23  
Blogger Oswin said...

Thankfully it was only lager; imagine had it been something half-decent!

27 February 2012 at 20:54  
Blogger Mr Integrity said...

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27 February 2012 at 21:46  
Blogger Roy said...

If that was done for a political motive it was pretty pointless and immature. If it was an accident it was funny.

27 February 2012 at 21:56  
Blogger Oswin said...

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27 February 2012 at 22:55  
Blogger The Way of Dodo the Dude said...

A late night thought:

Has our host has a mischievous tendency towards embarrassing those opposed to his religo-political opinion?

27 February 2012 at 22:55  
Blogger Jimbo said...

It's a publicity stunt for Sasha Baron Cohen's new film The Dictator.

27 February 2012 at 23:20  
Blogger E.xtra S.ensory Blofeld + Tiddles said...


Can anybody please kindly confirm that this blog comment layout has changed, with the leave comment section now at the top rather than below the last comment or has the opium kicked's good for arthritus (purely medicinal) but plays havoc with me eyesight and abilite to phyrasned em wodrs.

See what I mean.

In eager anticipation.

Ernst 'blowpipe' Blofeld

27 February 2012 at 23:45  
Blogger The Way of Dodo the Dude said...

Ernst you old duffer!

It has changed but one still has to click the 'jump to comment form' at the top.

Not sure I like the chabge. Then I was never one for 'modernisation' or 'reformation', being a traditionalist by inclination.

Shouldn't you be in bed by now?

28 February 2012 at 00:06  
Blogger E.xtra S.ensory Blofeld + Tiddles said...

Dodo (or should Ernst call you 'Dodo the Confessor' like Edward the Confessor, however his title was because of his deep piety whereas your's appears to be to take past crimes into consideration, to reduce the length of any potential sentencing). :0)

"Shouldn't you be in bed by now?"
Incontinence nappy needed changing and Ernst hates lying in a wet patch, if you catch me drift.

Discovered if you keep the blog window minimised the comment section is directly at bottom of last commebt.

Ernst, that fella.

28 February 2012 at 00:16  
Blogger The Way of Dodo the Dude said...

To much detail!

28 February 2012 at 00:51  
Blogger E.xtra S.ensory Blofeld + Tiddles said...

What the heck?
A late night perusal of online papers revealed this gem of journalistic nonsense.

Has Jeremy Warner been at 'mothers ruin' or supping with Eric Joyce? (or the misunderstood genius that is Gordon Brown)

"Five tests that saved Britain from the fate of economic oblivion
The judgment of history is unlikely to be kind on Britain's former prime minister, Gordon Brown, yet amid the wreckage it is sometimes forgotten that some things he did in fact get right.

Brown's contribution was to arrange for a series of assessments that effectively killed the issue stone dead before we ever got to the referendum stage – the so-called "five tests", drawn up by Mr Brown and his then adviser, Ed Balls, in the back of a taxi while on a visit to the US.
....the tests were pursued with the utmost vigour by officials at HM Treasury, which eventually found that the UK was not sufficiently converged with the rest of Europe to allow for safe participation."

So Brown's tests were;

(1) Convergence.
(2) Flexibility.
(3) Investment.
(4) Financial services.
(5) Growth & jobs.

May Ernst suggest a sixth?


The reason Gordon Brown never took us into the Euro was because Tony Blair was wanted it.
Brown believed himself superior to Blair and viewed Tone as economically illiterate. *cough* Pure spite to Blair and Ernst's assertions is that the change to the Euro would define HIS legacy not Blair's.

Brown - Economic Foresight, You are 'aving a larf'
The concise history of G Brown in Government;
Complete catastrophe, start to finish.

The concealed lies the 5 tests were founded on were based on the UK Treasury was/is responsible for assessing the tests.(or Gordon Brown, the bullying control freak who was in charge of it?)
UK Treasury said that the first two tests are the most important which will eventually affect the outcome of the third & fifth test (or Gordon Brown, the bullying control freak who was in charge of it?). The government then published the revised assessment in June 2003. The outcomes were broadly similar in many ways (because Gordon Brown, the bullying control freak was still in charge of it?)

The sixth test was: "Will it help Tony and what will be left, historically, attached to my premiership"?
The sixth test was definitive and the other five were over ruled by the axis of incompetence that was Brown/Balls, only the timing was in question and who should benefit!

Daily Telegraph reporting, by gads...thought I had been inadvertently viewing the misty eyed thoughts of Paul Dacre online?
Selective amnesia or WHAT???

A thoroughly disdruntled Ernst Blofeld


It's Ernst's birthday on Friday and his daughter has bought him Gordon Brown novelty toilet paper
as part of his pressies. I intend to use it sparingly and will only tear off a few sheets at a time when the Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath numpty makes one of those rare appearances. The whole roll will be used in one sitting the day he resigns his seat or is thrown out of parliament by his electorate!!!

28 February 2012 at 02:44  
Blogger C.Law said...

Notwithstanding the slapstick nature of the incident, the conspiracy theories and the sniggers I think Chancellor Merkel comes out of it very well. She was most gracious in adversity, I can't see the majority of us behaving with such restraint and even managing a smile.

28 February 2012 at 09:39  
Blogger non mouse said...

God moves in mysterious ways! Luvvit.

Thank you Your Grace.

28 February 2012 at 13:05  
Blogger Office of Inspector General said...

A heart warming moment your grace. Was that a relative of Lord Haw Haw narrating by chance ? Half expected “Strength Through Joy” to be played...

28 February 2012 at 17:48  
Blogger E.xtra S.ensory Blofeld + Tiddles said...


"Half expected “Strength Through Joy” to be played..."

Ernst thought the lyrics from Sigmund Romberg more appropriate for a Bavarian wench;

Ein zwei drei vier, lift your stein and spill your beer!
Ein zwei drei vier, lift your stein and spill your beer!

See, full of all the robust good well meaning spirits of a Heidelberg beer hall.

They changed the lyrics a while back..

Original Score read:
Kathie enters and sings, "Come Boys, Let's All Be Gay, Boys."
For reasons too obvious to mention (*Ahem* Splutters into clenched fist), in contemporary productions this becomes, "Come Boys, Live For Today, Boys."
But obviously not for long if Stonewall and DanJO have their way.

The Student Princess by Brüno.
"Ein zwei drei vier, lift your Cocktail and toast your queer"

"Ach, ja!"


29 February 2012 at 00:51  
Blogger Oswin said...

Ernst: priceless! :o)

29 February 2012 at 15:59  
Blogger E.xtra S.ensory Blofeld + Tiddles said...

Oswin said...

Ernst is grateful you appreciated it but is delighted you even know the music that he is referring to..John Hanson, Mario Lanza....They were happy days and memories, my kind fella. ;-)


1 March 2012 at 15:06  

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