Thursday, March 15, 2012

Government signs up for EU DNA sharing

Not content with just handing over British citizens to the US courts without (at least) extradition reciprocity (forget Habeas Corpus), HM Government (which, you may recall, once pledged to effect the subsidiarity provisions of the Maastricht Treaty to repatriate powers) have just agreed to hand over our DNA to the police services and courts of other EU member states.

In light of the fact that even in the UK we can’t guarantee DNA test results and laboratory mistakes result in appalling miscarriages of justice, what hope are we now obliged to have in the Greeks, Hungarians, Croats...

It beggars belief that a Conservative Prime Minister and Home Secretary are prepared to accede to this level of 'justice cooperation', not least because a person's DNA belongs to the person; not to the state. We have seen in recent years, under the provisions of the European Arrest Warrant, British citizens whisked away to languish in foreign jails and be subject to the judgements of foreign courts.

While Magna Carta and the Bill of Rights 1689 have (apparently) been (impliedly) repealed, the English system of Common Law is explicitly subsumed to the Napoleonic system. It is now possible to be extradited to another EU country, incarcerated in a foreign prison, refused an early appearance in court and required to prove that you have not committed the offence of which you stand accused (just ask Ben Herdman).

Corpus Juris has clearly brought an end to the presumption of innocence and the ancient rights of Trial by Jury and Habeas Corpus: unlike the UK, other EU countries are not obliged to charge you or bring you to court within 48 hours of arrest: indeed, you may now apparently be detained indefinitely at the foreign prince’s pleasure. And now some Greek laboratory may erroneously find you complicit in an alleged crime, even though your toe has never touched the dust of the Eleftherios Venizelos International Airport, and when the Greek authorities demand your extradition by invoking the European Arrest Warrant, HM Government will be powerless to resist.

The God-given rights revealed in the Judaeo-Christian scriptures and developed under the Anglo-American Enlightenment tradition of Natural Law have been usurped by a European Union Napoleonic system in which the state has become the ultimate arbiter of what privileges (‘rights’) are permitted and what liberties are protected. The state has been made omnipotent and has become both judge and jury, responsible for prosecution and punishment. And anyone who presumes to oppose any of this is labeled ‘extremist’ or ‘xenophobic’, and may now be subject to ‘limitations’ which meet the ‘objectives...recognised by the Union’.

As the British Prime Minister once again lauds the 'special relationship' with the US President, it is worth remembering that the United Kingdom bequeathed to the United States a supreme constitution which seeks to restrict governments rather than pretended they can create rights that only God can endow. The United Kingdom has abandoned that heritage, leaving the United States alone to articulate and manifest what we once meant by ‘liberty’ and ‘justice’. You wouldn't catch an American president passing over the DNA samples of US citizens in order that 'justice' might be done under a foreign jurisdiction. Shame on David Cameron for subjecting us all to the perpetual fear of arbitrary extradition at the behest of a foreign laboratory.

70 Comments:

Blogger non mouse said...

This ugly, spineless, lying, cheating, stealing, traitor isn't even officially the head of state. Yet Obarmy and the Americans behave as if it ought to be.

Even though our ballot-counting is now probably flawed in the euro tradition, Camoron couldn't even win an 'election.' And for all its shirtsleeves and T-shirts, the poor little rich kid daren't show its face in Britain without racking up all kinds of security to our expense - in order to save its life.

Even if we handed Chubby chops over, the most barbaric alien court, couldn't serve Justice on this flabby lump of cartilage.

15 March 2012 at 10:28  
Blogger Nowhere man said...

We are truly screwed.

In years from now people will look back on these times and wonder how, after all the social advances and wars for freedom of the 20th century, we now sleepwalked into this Socialist New World Order with its DNA tests, mass migration, community breakdown, surveillance, terrorism, organised crime, tyranny of the minorities and politically correct thought crimes EU State.

I have less freedom now than I did when I was born.

How is that progress?

15 March 2012 at 10:30  
Blogger Jon said...

Your Grace:

May I remind you of the 1st amendment?

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

I think you're a secret disestablishmentist!

15 March 2012 at 10:32  
Blogger Jon said...

Nowhere man - how are DNA tests a socialist objective? In fact, the same with terrorism and thought crimes? Surely these are features of various systems of government and could be equally attributable to fascist states?

The US fashion of "lazy attribution of political characteristics to a system I dislike" is not worthy of decent political debate. If you want to demolish the politics of an Englishman, don't call him a liberal and expect the sneer to do your work for you - you'll have to do much better than that here.

15 March 2012 at 10:37  
Blogger David Ould said...

I'm not sharing my bodily fluids with any man.

15 March 2012 at 10:44  
Blogger bluedog said...

Well said, Your Grace.

One by one the ancient liberties, tradtions and customary practices of the British people are being dismantled and replaced by incipient tyranny. But Dave cruises blithely onwards, oblivious to the wreckage of the nation lying behind him. A nod to cross wearing here, a re-assurance from arch-wet Maude there, it's all insincere platitude as the juggernaut of the Project rolls inexorably forward. The Project of course does not offer prosperity, but only varying degrees of austerity. Indeed, Brussels is now the epicentre of a Greater West Europe Co-Austerity Sphere. When will the people of the EU rise in revolt?

Cameron's government is undoubtedly the worst exercise in cultural-marxismt since McBroon's. If Dave ever pretends otherwise, it is simply further evidence of his incapacity to be a Conservative Prime Minister.

One can only make one prediction about the future of Britain under the Coalition; it's going to get worse before it gets better.

On a positive note, here's a suggestion. How about a whip round amongst communicants to raise funds for a retirement home, the Ted Heath Sunset Home for Distressed Wets. Early members may include Ken Clarke and Francis Maude. Wouldn't happy hour on Friday nights be a blast?

15 March 2012 at 10:46  
Blogger Anabaptist said...

It beggars belief that a Conservative Prime Minister and Home Secretary are prepared to accede to this level of 'justice cooperation'

How many times must it be said: he may be a Conservative Prime Minister, but he isn't a conservative Prime Minister? Re-branding, re-branding...

15 March 2012 at 11:20  
Blogger E.xtra S.ensory Blofeld + Tiddles said...

bluedog said.@15 March 2012 10:46

Brilliantly reasoned. Ernst can add nothing but admiration, that woof woof.

Who's a good, clever boy then.

Ernst

15 March 2012 at 11:23  
Blogger IanCad said...

Good for you YG. Liberty, once the highest aspiration of our nation, is no more.
Trial by Jury, Double Jeopardy, Habeas Corpus; All on the way out.
Democracy ain't the way. It dosen't work with a gutless,ignorant and passive electorate.
I had a kind word for Cameron yesterday. It was the first and likely the last.
non mouse describes him perfectly, and I would particularly emphasis the word "TRAITOR"
The greatest (maybe only) threat to our sovereignty involves the Falkland Islands and this wretch presides over an administration which sees fit to devote only one half of one percent of our defence budget to protect them.

15 March 2012 at 11:32  
Blogger GGAANN said...

Midnight Express or variants thereof

15 March 2012 at 11:35  
Blogger Corrigan1 said...

Excellent reason for never co-operating with the police.

15 March 2012 at 11:43  
Blogger Atlas Shrugged said...

Dodo

FPT

I take it then from your last comments that you do not intend to read the book I suggested or otherwise educate yourself as to the TRUE history of The Roman Church.

I cannot say that I am in any way surprised by this, for it has long since been clear that your mind is determined to remain a captive of its own profound ignorance.

Such is the nature of being subjected to a lifetime of Papal mind control.

The Roman System is currently best embodied in The EU as is neatly illustrated by the picture accompanying this thread.

The Napoleonic System is of course the Roman Catholic System under a different name aptly symbolized by the All Seeing Eye, within the corporatist pyramid of world control.

This also represents a top down depiction of an axe head surrounded by a bundle of sticks, sybolizing European/World Fascism.

Scary stuff indeed, and becoming more overt every hour of every day that passes.

15 March 2012 at 12:41  
Blogger will said...

"As the British Prime Minister once again lauds the 'special relationship' with the US President, it is worth remembering that the United Kingdom bequeathed to the United States a supreme constitution which seeks to restrict governments rather than pretended they can create rights that only God can endow."

I don't think it is the testimony of history's witness that you "bequeathed" our constitution. It occurs to me that our constitution was bought with the blood of citizen soldiers against the repressive rule of a British king.

Your blog is excellent, however.
Will
Cedar Hill Texas

15 March 2012 at 13:52  
Blogger Mr Integrity said...

Will,
You may be proud of the valour of your citizen country men fighting against the (at the time) true rulers and founders of much of the new country. However your countrymen’s record of genocide against the indigenous native Indians is not so commendable.

15 March 2012 at 14:45  
Blogger Gnostic said...

Yet still the tribalists will vote for such treacherous scum. Nothing will change until we take down and utterly destroy the increasingly undemocratic party politics system.

15 March 2012 at 15:26  
Blogger Youthpasta said...

2 years ago Mr Cameron and the Conservative Party were seen as a ray of hope for those of us that can't stand the insanity of Europe taking over more and more and the ridiculous notion that the then government seemed to have that eh could change the law how they wanted it regardless of the people. How wrong we're we!

I used to not vote due to apathy. I will now more likely be writing obscenities on the ballot paper come 2015, for all the good it will do!

15 March 2012 at 16:00  
Blogger Oswin said...

Will & Mr. Integrity: if we begin to rake-over these particular coals we'll be at it for ever...MERCY!

15 March 2012 at 16:01  
Blogger Nowhere man said...

Jon, Where have you been for the last 16 years?

Mars?

15 March 2012 at 16:08  
Blogger Oswin said...

Gnostic @ 15:26: quite so.

This 'tribalist', like many another these days, seems to have mislaid his 'tribe' somewhere along the line. Perhaps that's the problem; not many of us are represented by any of the three major political parties.

The majority of the populace appear to disagree with any/all of the wee scunners. Certainly, the majority of the indigenous population seems to be wholly unrepresented, full-stop.

15 March 2012 at 16:15  
Blogger Nowhere man said...

Oswin, you are spot on, and the same could be said of most of the European population.

Who do we turn to now that the Tory leadership is as left wing as the creatures in Labour. The Liberals are a complete shambles (no change there) and any other party that starts up is squashed by the main parties and the media.

The EU governments are collectively removing the right to representation to the majority of us.

That can only end in civil war or slavery.

15 March 2012 at 16:40  
Blogger Green Christian said...

Cranmer,

Given that the US government is currently in the process of extraditing a British citizen by the name of Richard O'Dwyer for crimes which, if he is found guilty, were committed on British soil; why are you lauding the United States justice system?

How is another nation which prosecutes our citizens for alleged crimes committed on our soil a nation which articulates what we once meant by "liberty" and "justice"?

15 March 2012 at 16:41  
Blogger graham wood said...

Did someone mention the "special relationship"?
The only special relationship the UK has in reality is with the European Union. Not only that it is set in stone via all the treaties.
As the EU us "our" government, we could not have a more special relationship.

15 March 2012 at 16:45  
Blogger Owl said...

Fabianism is rife.

Brown and Cameron have been very successful.

They have done what they have been told to do.

That Viking and his bloody axe are never around when you need them.

15 March 2012 at 16:48  
Blogger Oswin said...

Nowhere man @ 16:40: well, we're not going to be slaves, are we; at least, not for too long. Like you, I fear terrible times are ahead; a maelstrom of reckoning.

15 March 2012 at 17:00  
Blogger Jon said...

Nowhere Man, no, I've been here almost the whole time.

I don't regard New Labour as Socialist, nor did they. Since they didn't nationalise much of the means of production, distribution or exchange, I don't think it's an apt description. Actually, they were pretty capitalist (unless they were playing the long game and encouraging years of straight economic growth to encourage capitalist to eat itself, the crafty beggars!)

I'm not saying you're wrong - I'm just asking you to take a bit more time to criticise specific policies rather than resorting to generic terms (like "socialist") which elicit disapproval from this blog's audience to substantiate your argument. You're clearly smart enough to do so, and I for one would find it more informative.

15 March 2012 at 17:07  
Blogger Anabaptist said...

@Graham Wood:
Graham, we don't have a relationship with the EU. We are the EU.

15 March 2012 at 17:36  
Blogger Office of Inspector General said...

Your Grace. British justice is of course, the finest in the world. Would that the EU adopt it for themselves, but of course they won’t. The UK has only one function in the EU, to help pay for it. No chance at all to influence it - we all know that’s not part of the game.

With this in mind, all other forms of justice are thus inferior, but we are obliged to respect them. We have to. Otherwise, criminals will walk free. So, if you are outside of the UK and find yourself in a sticky situation OR inside the UK and could be accused of breaking another country’s laws, hard bloody luck. You see, the Inspector remembers a time when places like Spain and Brazil were safe havens for our wrong doers. Let there be nowhere to hide today.

On the DNA matter, it used to be said it was foolproof. We know better now, and no doubt so do justice officials in other countries. The Inspector advises that before we fall over our cassock in hubris, some credit is due them for this.

And finally, before anybody sheds tears for those extradited, remember this. The authorities must have SOMETHING on them they must answer to. Let them answer it - with just ONE condition. That what they are accused of abroad, be also worthy of accusation at home…

15 March 2012 at 18:02  
Blogger Office of Inspector General said...

Blofeld. The Inspector is a devotee of Kenneth Williams work. He had a brilliant line in voice impression. Inspector merely asked if that Summerskill fellow may have been somewhat camp in his delivery a la Polari ?

15 March 2012 at 18:03  
Blogger Office of Inspector General said...

Your Grace. The Inspector confirms what you and your communicants have long suspected. There is, no less, a madman amongst us !!

No, not you Tingey, sit down. You are just ignorant, in all senses of that word. Nor you Len, you are merely small minded. Come back here Blofeld, it isn’t you either. It is, in all certainty, Atlas {CUE DICK BARTON SUSPENSE MUSIC}

Yes, the man on this site whom the Inspector would say is most likely at risk of murdering his own family, has markedly deteriorated over the months. You see, everything is now a Catholic plot. EVERYTHING.

To find the source of his insanity, the Inspector invites you all to google on the words ‘Jesuit Evil’. Here you will find that the Jesuit Prior General rules the world, assisted by his servant the Pope. Other notable Jesuit priests in the past were Adolf Hitler and ‘Fr’ Joseph Stalin. There are over 2 million hits to choose from. And get this, some of the fabricators of this nonsense have even managed to square their own innately rabid anti-Semitism ! They see the Jews of the bible as God’s own, so they have to be pure. They keep their hate for Khazars, a semi nomadic people they consider today’s Jews, a nonsense concept dismissed by academia.

So there you have it, Atlas has swallowed the lot, and shamelessly alludes to it on this fine site. He has abdicated what reasoning he did have, to follow dog like in the shadow of these people…

15 March 2012 at 18:05  
Blogger Marie1797 said...

Camoron is proving to be a right little scheister. I'll be voting UKIP or not at all.

15 March 2012 at 18:14  
Blogger will said...

Mr. Integrity

There is much about both of our countries history that is damnable.

15 March 2012 at 18:32  
Blogger len said...

Inspector you seem to be attempting to'' muddy the waters'.

Isn`t that Dodo`s job, being a duck and all... what?.

15 March 2012 at 18:40  
Blogger DanJ0 said...

Inspector: "So there you have it, Atlas has swallowed the lot, and shamelessly alludes to it on this fine site."

Sounds a bit like the berks who think The Gay Agenda is real.

15 March 2012 at 18:42  
Blogger Office of Inspector General said...

To the Inspector’s detractors. If Atlas can come up with one piece of evidence to support his theories, the Inspector will retract everything. For example, a copy of the birth certificate for the son he is convinced the current pope has. Perhaps a letter from the Jesuit Prior General confirming he rules the Earth...

15 March 2012 at 18:51  
Blogger graham wood said...

Anabaptist said:

"Graham, we don't have a relationship with the EU. We are the EU."

Of course you are right, and I do realise that. Dr North has been plugging the point for some time on his blog EUReferendum.
I was really trying to draw out the irony of the now tenuous "special relationship" we have with the USA with the actualitie of EU hegemony.

15 March 2012 at 19:29  
Blogger The Way of Dodo the Dude said...

Well let's muddy the water just a little bit, shall we?

Can we accept, subject to proper collection and management, that DNA is a pretty sound way to collect evidence? It has solved numerous 'cold cases' and brought people to justice.

So, in principle, what can be wrong in sharing DNA with other governments? If it assists in detecting crimes of rape and murder committed in another country, how can that be a bad thing in itself? And if one commits such a crime in Greece or Bulgaria, well one will be subject to their judicial system.

Can someone explain how this cooperation between continental police forces undermines all that is civilised or British? And it will cut both ways. Those nasty foreigners who commit heinous crimes over here will be brought to book too if their DNA is on record.

And let's also remember in the case cited here as evidence that civilisation as we know it is ending, that an English man was brutally attacked outside a nightclub in Crete two years ago and left in a coma, needing three life-saving brain operations.

The case may be "weak" but it is for the Greek justice system to determine guilt or innocence, surely?

And, just to muddy the waters a bit more, did these innocent students share all they knew with the Greek authorities when interviewed at the time? And why not return there to help with further investigations when asked to do so a year later?

15 March 2012 at 19:40  
Blogger E.xtra S.ensory Blofeld + Tiddles said...

Office of Inspector General said...

"Blofeld. The Inspector is a devotee of Kenneth Williams work. He had a brilliant line in voice impression. Inspector merely asked if that Summerskill fellow may have been somewhat camp in his delivery a la Polari ?"

Point clarified fella, however Ernst cannot believe anyone who is so far up his own jacksie (must have a mirror up there)could posibly know anything about camp delivery. Only delivering a rigid dic(k)tate!
Ooooh, I say.

Ernst

15 March 2012 at 19:44  
Blogger Office of Inspector General said...

That’s the spirit Blofeld. All down to bumcraft you know, not at all healthy, affects the mind, what !

15 March 2012 at 19:51  
Blogger len said...

Dodo you seem to be' going off on one' but have missed my point entirely.......again.

15 March 2012 at 20:34  
Blogger len said...

Dodo 'My point' being the Inspectors spluttering and 'banging on about ' Catholic conspiracy theories'and World domination(or was that the Daleks?)
I think the Inspector protests too much, perhaps we need to look into this further?.

Dave Hunt 'The Women rides the Beast' is a very enlightening read, don`t tell the Inspector though... his blood pressure probably couldn`t take it!.

15 March 2012 at 20:41  
Blogger Office of Inspector General said...

Len. Do look into it, at you leisure of course, you sly weasel...

15 March 2012 at 21:00  
Blogger Berserker said...

Further to OSWIN and NOWHERE MAN I put the point that:

Mr O'Dwyer has been fighting extradition to the US A for years for no crime committed in the UK or America. And as for poor Mr Tappin a retired 65 year old accused of selling batteries to Iran (he has made a perfectly reasonable explanation) he has now been despatched to rot in the American system and denied bail. Now I don't know whether he is in some hell hole of an American prison or in a holding cell somewhere but what I do know is that this is TORTURE!

How is that we cannot deport murderous Islamic clerics because the poor little darlings might get tortured but let our own go with no fight at all?

When are we going to get representation in this country. The majority matter, Dave, not you or your cohorts diddling away at some side table in the EU. As for our obsessed civil servants only to keen to oil the wheels for every daft piece of legislation from that benighted continent.

15 March 2012 at 21:19  
Blogger Unknown said...

The EU apparatchniks and the coalition believe that liberty is granted by the state or the ruler. That our liberty is not a right but a grant. The English word "freedom" has a different meaning. It is inalienable and part of a man's birthright not subject to the whim of a king or any other man.
You either understand this or you don't.
The tragedy for us is that our elites no longer do

15 March 2012 at 21:24  
Blogger The Way of Dodo the Dude said...

Inspector, the Ides of March are upon us.

We are witnessing len and Atlas forming an unholy alliance. Another bi-lateral relationship alongside the one between len and DanJ0.

Is this just pure opportunism or can there be a common, incoherent thread between paranoia and amorality? A unity between delusion and confusion?

15 March 2012 at 21:41  
Blogger Office of Inspector General said...

Hardly Dodo. Not with these two. Merely attacking Catholicism to justify their own questionable positions...

15 March 2012 at 22:05  
Blogger The Way of Dodo the Dude said...

Inspector: clear evidence they are getting desperate.

A conpiracy theorist, a homosexual, a luke warm Anglican, an evangelical-fundamentalist-calvanist(not)'born again' weasel and a self styled "there's something wrong with you" Berean.

What a rabble!

15 March 2012 at 22:18  
Blogger Alpha Draconis said...

Your Grace,

It would appear that your conservative government isn't very conservative. Your country is caught between 2 fires -America and Europe. Will you British rediscover your own fire?

15 March 2012 at 22:26  
Blogger E.xtra S.ensory Blofeld + Tiddles said...

Julius Dodo - Infamy, Infamy, Those proddies have all got it in for me!

An Extract from 'The torturing of a Tiberian General' by Ruthlessicus Maximus the elder.

15 March 2012 at 22:30  
Blogger Alpha Draconis said...

@Dodo, you mention 3 people (Len, Danjo, Altas) but attribute 5 characteristics:

1)A conpiracy theorist,

2)a homosexual,

3)a luke warm Anglican,

4)an evangelical-fundamentalist-calvanist(not)'born again' weasel

5)a self styled "there's something wrong with you" Berean.


Who is the fourth and fifth person?

15 March 2012 at 22:31  
Blogger Anna Anglican said...

@Alpha Draconis- why does everyone assume that Danjo is the only gay in the village around here??

15 March 2012 at 22:33  
Blogger Anna Anglican said...

Although it would be interesting to see which five people Dodo matches with his five descriptions of them. It's like a who dunnit but free!

15 March 2012 at 22:35  
Blogger Alpha Draconis said...

You’re Grace

Dodo writes of unholy alliances and I have just had word that the religious fanatics of the Holy Chelonian Empire and the Socialists of The People's Republic of Chard have invaded the solar system of Northumbria- New Carlisle is under siege and the Hadrian station is under attack!

I may be recalled to my own time; a coalition taskforce force from Britain and the Albion Commonwealth, The Lagomorph Federation and the Alpha Draconis Imperia led by Admiral James Murphy Kumar in his flagship, the Dreadnought Class battleship, HMS Michael Gove, is already on its way to liberate the system...

15 March 2012 at 22:37  
Blogger Alpha Draconis said...

Anna Anglican

No I do not assume Danjo is a gay on his own, by statistical probability there are probably many gays who post on His Grace's sight. Although Dodo did NOT mention you. Yes, you are a gay but do you fit with any of the other descriptions Dodo mentions. I think not!

Anyhow, I must redirect my communications dish back to Uranus to see how the battle of Northumbria goes...

15 March 2012 at 22:40  
Blogger bluedog said...

I say, Inspector @ 22.05, talking of 'questionable positions...', have you seen that Anna Anglican popsie has chirped up again?

Given your own previous experience with lesbians, this communicant can't help feeling that you are missing an opportunity for a deep and meaningful conversation followed by a beautiful relationship. After all, any gel who advertises herself as, 'I'm a five foot five, athletic, olive skinned, brown eyed,33 year old female, with long, soft, curvy brown hair; I've run several marathons, can defend myself in arm to arm fighting and am a decent fencer . I also have a PhD in astro-physics.' is giving a bit of a side-ways look, what?

And as for Anna's degree in astro-physics, well be quick before the space cadet gets in first, so to speak.

Tally-ho, old chap.

15 March 2012 at 22:56  
Blogger The Way of Dodo the Dude said...

Anna
You are far too well balanced to be part of the lunatic fringe.

Alpha
They know who they are. One has already revealed himself. The other will be along from Northumbria shortly.

15 March 2012 at 23:03  
Blogger Anna Anglican said...

Blue Dog,

Fat chance. I'm too busy reading a paper about Lagrange points.

15 March 2012 at 23:10  
Blogger Anna Anglican said...

Dodo- why thank you.

Alpha- Hope that the battle goes well! (are there any gays, Anglicans or Catholics in your story?).

15 March 2012 at 23:15  
Blogger David B said...

HG said '....they can create rights that only God can endow.'

I'd like to ask what rights a putative God has endowed.

Not a right to life, given such things as plague, tsunamis, volcanoes, hurricanes, the fact that over 50& (estimates go to 80%) of all ferilised human eggs are spontaneously aborted.

Not a right to a fair trial, as reported in the accounts of the flood and various other OT massacres.

Not a right to freedom of speech or thought, given that if you look at a woman with lust you commit adultery in the heart that the putative God knows, and presumably putatively judges upon.

What exactly are God given rights? Other, I suppose, than the right to worship him or go to Hell?

Not many rights there!

David B

15 March 2012 at 23:53  
Blogger Office of Inspector General said...

Most kind of you to think of the Inspector in his quest for love, that Bluedog...

Good news Anna. The Inspector has formulated a theory as to why Lesbianism is so rife in academia. You gals need to take in a lot of info. With a women’s mind, there is a limit you know. So, to cope, the brain undergoes a transformation. It begins to work like a man’s. Thus you can store a large amount of knowledge and recall it at ease. A normal women’s brain can store only so much. Therefore, you may think you lust for bush, but really you are still a woman wanting a man. You just don’t realise it. Now, what do you say to that ?

15 March 2012 at 23:54  
Blogger The Way of Dodo the Dude said...

Anna
You're very welcome. We just need to sort out your theology, that's all.

And the Inspector would be a good catch. Loyal, warm hearted, steadfast, a man of principle and conviction. You could do a lot worse and, given his age and your robust health, just think of the inheritance!

15 March 2012 at 23:54  
Blogger The Way of Dodo the Dude said...

Inspector
Best leave the 'match making' to me, old chap. I've more experience.

15 March 2012 at 23:56  
Blogger Office of Inspector General said...

David B. Re your last post, schoolboy stuff old chap. No lower 6th man would associate himself with that. You can do better, so off you go...

15 March 2012 at 23:58  
Blogger The Way of Dodo the Dude said...

David B

Do you realise how stupid you sound? Have you learned nothing since joining this blog?

15 March 2012 at 23:58  
Blogger E.xtra S.ensory Blofeld + Tiddles said...

Alpha Draconis said...

Do look under the 1 & 2 Chronicles of the Legion of Dodo that must be archived on the planet named Marian One in the Draconium quandrant.

It details the story of three joined psyches who gain superpowers after making an incredible discovery on Cranmer's blog circa 2012. Soon, though, they find their lives and avatars spinning out of control and their bond tested as they embrace their darker RC sides, as only one can and must rule supreme.

Genres:Politics, Religion, Fantasy, Historical Fiction,

Disclaimer: Not for the faint hearted or easily gullible.

16 March 2012 at 01:02  
Blogger DanJ0 said...

Berserker: "as for poor Mr Tappin a retired 65 year old accused of selling batteries to Iran (he has made a perfectly reasonable explanation) he has now been despatched to rot in the American system and denied bail."

There's more to that story than meets the eye. It's worth digging a little deeper by looking at the extradition request.

16 March 2012 at 06:40  
Blogger bluedog said...

Good morning, Anna Anglican and my apologies for apparently inciting the Inspector's misogynistic indulgence @ 23.54.

Any more of this ungentlemanly behaviour and it will be necessary to send the Inspector to his quarters with a bottle of whisky and his service revolver and the instruction to consider his position.

16 March 2012 at 08:35  
Blogger D. Singh said...

Your Grace

This all reminds me of some remarks made years ago by the late Russian dissident Alexander Solzhenitsyn. DNA is an identity marker – Solzhenitsyn’s years in the Gulag witnessed prisoners whose identity numbers were often recorded in error being transported to camps which the bureaucracy had not officially authorised. The bureaucrats couldn’t care less whilst the prisoners’ misery multiplied.

The same of course will happen to British citizens in our post-democratic age.

On another note – yesterday was special. Two events happened. The Government opened its sham consultation on Same Sex ‘Marriage’ and the morning’s news carried a fascinating feature of very large ancient skulls that archaeologists have discovered in southern China.

There is a consensus amongst scientists: the skulls cannot be strictly classified as humans and instead they have been classified as ‘humanoids’.

I suggest, that the skulls belong to the hybrids mentioned in Genesis (‘the men of renown’). Could this be a message, from our sovereign God, that we have entered a period which will be like the days in Noah’s time?

16 March 2012 at 08:41  
Blogger Marcus Foxall said...

"It beggars belief that a Conservative Prime Minister and Home Secretary are prepared to accede to this level of 'justice cooperation'...",

For a true Conservative PM , yes , that is right.
Cameron however is no such entity.
I am on record as predicting , correctly , that he would be a poor PM.

Your Grace's comments - on this and myriad other issues - are in stark contrast to the optimistic anticipation expressed before Cameron got the keys to Number Ten.
There must be times when you can empathise readily with Paul's conversion !!

16 March 2012 at 11:30  
Blogger Roy said...

@ David B

Not a right to freedom of speech or thought, given that if you look at a woman with lust you commit adultery in the heart that the putative God knows, and presumably putatively judges upon.

Are you being deliberately thick? It is perfectly obvious that the passage you alluded to teaches that sin begins in the mind. Someone who is consumed with lust but is not adulterous because the women he fancies think he is ugly or completely selfish is not morally superior to someone who does commit adultery.

Similarly, if a man is consumed with hatred then he is a ticking time-bomb.

Outward behaviour is not the only thing that counts. Everyone also needs a clean heart.

16 March 2012 at 11:58  
Blogger Oswin said...

Berserker @21:19 : Exactly so. (and welcome back too!)

17 March 2012 at 15:58  

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